May 2009
53 posts
“There is something about New York… something about it. Everything is magnified,...”
– Ruth Fowler
To love New York, is to hate New York.
(via zoee)
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile.
One Sunday Night on YM
Carlo: WE COULD TAKE OVER THE WORLD. You can be pinky, i'll be the brain.
Kim: hey!
Carlo: hey what
Kim: I WANNA BE THE BRAIN
Carlo: NEVAR. IM BRAIN. YOU'RE PINKY. I'm already brain. I lasted longer in college.
Kim: hahaha you lasted longer cos you're older you fool
Carlo: by a year fool!
Kim: and you kept failing
Carlo: so did you!
Kim: ok you got me
Carlo: ok fine
Kim: let's both be brain nalang
Carlo: ill be ren you can be stimpy
Kim: NO. stimpy's lame
Carlo: ok ok i got it. You're kim possible and im ron stoppable. SEE. THAT WORKS.YOU TAKE ALL THE LIMELIGHT; BUT IM THE GOOFY YET OH SO ADORABLE SIDEKICK WHO STEALS THE SHOW WITH HIS WIT AND HUMOR
Kim: Eww are we really going disney now
Carlo: you can be dopey and i can be sleepy if you REALLY want to go disney
Kim: I'll be jafar and you'll be abu how's that?
Carlo: How about you be abu and ill be genie. That way you can be the lovable rascal, while i'm just godlike.
Kim: You know what i'll be jasmine
Carlo: Ok. You're jasmin, and im simba. That way its two different cartoons and we both get the spotlight.
Kim: No! simba's too cute
Carlo: IM CUTE DAMMIT
Kim: you just be gaston
Carlo: OK I CAN DO THAT. I CAN EVEN SING THE WHOLE SONG
Kim: YAY COOL
Carlo: but only if you're mrs potts
Kim: NO I'M JASMIN NGA EH
Epic Win of the Night
Quark Henares singing with Taken By Cars and screaming “OOOOOOHHHHH LA LA LA SEXXXYYYYYYY!!!!!”
Quark. You are the man.
“The issue here is not the fact the personalities are well known. It is that...”
– Leila De Lima, CHR Chair.
BULLSHIT. I don’t remember you being in an uproar over all those other sex video scandals. So don’t go preaching that this is just about porn. It’s only because these people are famous that you and Revilla are ranting about it like a bunch of stupid...
Dick Grayson is the new Batman.
Wow. I did not see that one coming.
Did we really need a 3 issue filler for something we all knew was going to happen?
People who suck at the moment
Sen. Revilla
Hayden Kho
Whover that dumb bitch is that started the book blockade
Jeff Marsick
Jeph Loeb
Brian Michael Bendis
Joey Q and whatever fuckhead cancelled Captain Britain.
Miss California
Hitler
Paula Abdul
“I had a dream a few days ago… and I am so hating you now for being part of...”
– Jobelle AKA TheGauntletWrites. It’s nice to know I can still drive my friends crazy without actually even being present.
One more poster and a Corporate Brochure and I’m done with all my Mag:Net work for the month. THANK GOD.
“Today, the guy I’m dating called me a lesbian for liking Russian pole...”
– More words of wisdom from the Notorious T.I.B
Tracy Borres: tum tums im bored im bored im bored amuuuuuse meeeeee
Me: Meatspin.com
*minutes pass*
Tracy Borres: oh HELL NO
Me: LOL. Well at least now you aren't bored.
Judging by the amount of junk that showed up when I printed my shots, I need to calibrate my monitor. How the hell do I do this?
I hate the fact I always notice the damn typos on the Mag:net Calendar AFTER I’ve sent it out for printing. FML.
The Great Book Blockade of 2009 →
I’m honestly shocked that this has not hit global news yet. Thankfully, awareness is growing thank to its trending on twitter. It’s an outrage and represents everything I’ve come to despise about our Government. I hate how greed fuels this country, but all I can do is spread the word. Be aware. Expose the greed.
“I didn’t know that Sylar was playing Spork!”
– Ann. Who apparently doesn’t know the difference between a Vulcan and a utensil.
